Parashat Hashavua

Portion - Matos Maasei: Did you ever Pass a Rainstorm in a Desert?

Portion - Matos Maasei:  Did you ever Pass a Rainstorm in a Desert?
 
 
I started to write about this week's portion yesterday - including the 42 
stops by the Israelites on their journey coming from Egypt to Israel.
 
I was thinking how it must have been boring in the Desert for 40 years.
THEN
I remembered driving from LA to Las Vegas - and being confused by a cloud -
UNTIL when my car got up close
 
I realized it was raining - and it started pouring on my car - for about 2 minutes ...
a wet - but beautiful phenomenon!
 
But this morning - I just walked 3 miles in a hurricane before dawn to come pray here (in Staten Island)
 
And I was fine until ten minutes out from the synagogue when
 there was no way to avoid the puddles and the splashing cars - so I got soaked.
 
But I remembered Florida and a previous hurricane;
The state was shut down on a Friday while my plane was flying into Miami ... but the state had some busses to get us to town.
 
I RAN to find a hotel and a grocery store,
Bought food for Shabbat
and
Invited a couple of young Israelis who I met in the grocery store.
 
The canals were rising, things were all closing, and I was in a dilemma-
Should I go to Shul Friday night or not? 
Should I be "Stubborn for G-d" or Sane for G-d's Sake?
 
I figured SOMEBODY had to pray - so I got directions to the Lubavitcher Yeshiva in South Beach
and started walking those 3 or 4 miles...
 
The water in the street literally was up above my waist
people shouted from buildings on the street
"Come Up Here or
The alligators will get you! But I (foolishly?) smiled and waived and kept going.
 
Of course the yeshiva building was locked, and the students had been evacuated.
On the walk back the waters had subsided a lot,
 
But I knew I had done something the Almighty would have wanted me to do ...
as one of the 42 steps on my journey (everyone has their journey)
 through "the wilderness"...
to the Land of Israel
 
Chazak V Ematz - be strong and courageous - we say this week at the end of the Torah Portion.
 
Shabbat Shalom
 
Rabbi Andy Eichenholz

Portion Pinchas - who counts after catastrophes? The Daughters?

 
Portion Pinchas - who counts after catastrophes? The Daughters?
 
After 40 years of wandering and worrying - and after all the "elders" had passed on.
 
The Almighty has Moshe and Eliezer COUNT THE TROOPS - but NOT the WOMEN-
so who "counts"?
 
Actually not all the elder women passed on in the desert - it was the men who were always 
complaining and causing trouble ... maybe for good reasons - but in a bad way,
and the Almighty had "enough with them" after the spies complained about Israel
 
Okay - was their survival the only blessing the women received?
 
So in the portion
right between the "counting of the troops"
and the "ordering of the Holiday sacrifices - the Korbanote" at the end of the portion
 
5 women speak up AND The Almighty CHANGES JEWISH LAW FOREVER!
the daughters of Zelafchad ask for portions in the Land of Israel
and the Almighty tells Moshe - they are correct - and should inherit
 
Okay - and what's that to us today?
 
The women speaking up in the middle of Moses  teaching Laws of Inheritances
 
can show us it's never too late to turn your life around - as per a
 
Torah thought from Rebbe Nachman of Breslav
As extended by my perhaps limited understanding (AE)
 
So those entering the Land of Israel become A
Different Generation - and even if  for 40 years not everything went smoothly -
EVEN THE MEN got it right - and worked together with Joshua for 14 years
to deal with the local inhabitants -until Israel was firmly settled - 3000 years ago
 
(based on section 31 of  likutay moharan)
 
Shabat Shalom
Rabbi Andy Eichenholz

Portion Balak2021 – What's the Worry for the Wizzard? Anti Semitism Today

 
 
 Portion Balak2021 – What's the Worry for the Wizzard? Anti Semitism Today

In Portion Balak there is a "Talking Donkey" and it's Master – the Worrisome Wizzard (Bilam)

There is the Crazy King (Balak) who dreams he is really Grass being Eaten by an Ox – so on "advisement", he sends women –missionaries to convert the Israelites to Idolatry. Smart?

Where is the Relevance for Today? Read the Torah Portion - AND

Just read the  Israel Today Newspaper about anti-Semitism!

And see the INN article about the dead missionary buried as an Ultra-Orthodox person!

The paper quoted a British foreign minister – speaking on Anti Semitism thru the ages  

And the butcher of Teheran as - Iran's new President!                    

WHY Couldn't Balak just be like Edom and just ask the Israelites "not to enter our Land"?

Or even JUST SELL WATER TO THE JEWS as Moses asked all the nations (in today's Jordan)?

The foreign minister recapped the ancient Greek anti Semitism thru 2000 years to Germany, up to current Arab Anti-Semitism.

So who is the Talking Donkey today? Is she (yes, in the portion it is a female donkey)  Iranian or European – or in the West? Or the Missionary woman buried a few months ago in Israel because she "operated" for years dressed as an Ultra Orthodox woman!(Currently there is an outcry to move her …)

 Did he have an IRRATIONAL FEAR and HATRED fanned by EVIL ADVISORS?

Why didn't ALL the Canaanites make peace with the Israelites who left Egypt? (some 

 Did!

 

 

I just had a granddaughter born and its almost shabbat

 

 

Hooray

 

Why can't the world get it?

Who actually reads the writing on the wall"?

 
 
 
Shabbat Shalom
Rabbi A

Portion Chukat - the Cow the Calf and the Tree

Portion Chukat - the Cow the Calf and the Tree
 
Anything in Common?  Approaches to Holiness?

From the Portion we see that
The Holiness of the Temple is maintained by laws restricting access from people in contact with the deceased , or dead animals considered Tamay - ritually detracting.

Yom Kippur Holiness is included Temple rituals to reinforce the above rules,
And
Year long maintenance of Ritual Purity was mostly related to rules of the Red Heiffer (from this Portion) with the implication that 

"the COW's ashes were TO expiate for sinning at the Golden CALF" -
and other missed opportunities-
 to maintain a Holy lifestyle after the Exodus from Egypt.

These thoughts are Based on the Talmud .
 
In a parable by Rebbe Bachman of Breslav
(Maybe a totally different approach to maintaining Holiness)

Many birds and animals find shelter in tree

but then they start to argue.
 
Isn't that life? Never satisfied?
Its not birds and animmals, its about us!

So THE TREE DISAPPEARS! Where did it go?

In life - who gets what place? What's left after arguments?

Soon after, then the Holy Wise Man appears, and explains 

Because
"space" (in the shelter of the tree?) 
 is down here;
 
but PEACE AND TRUTH ARE IN HEAVEN -
 
so he tells the animals (the people) 
just LOOK UP AND SEE STRAIGHT!
And you will see the tree! (The tree of Life from the Garden of Eden?)

In a simply direct HUMAN way,

Rabbi Shlomo Carlebach taught (a little with my extending his deep words - sent from Yeshivat Simchat Shlomo)

"Let me ask you friends, when a person G-d forbid gets defiled by a dead body, how does he purify himself? 
Okay/ The Red Heiffer! What's that?


In a nutshell, death is when there is no one to receive what I want to give you. Imagine you pour out your heart to somebody, you want to say something so beautiful, 
and you see after the whole thing is over, they didn’t hear what you said.
 
 It’s like a feeling of death. We are defiled by contact "with death"/
 
A Yiddele doesn't have to say so much. He has to listen well. 
This is real receiving. This is life.
 
(So what of the Red Heiffer healing the Golden Calf?)
 
So friends, do you know what happened at Mount Sinai? Moshe Rabbeinu brought down the Torah from heaven. Who was the first person to receive the Torah? The Medrash says that when Moshe Rabbeinu came down from Heaven, the first person he gave the Torah over to was the high priest Ahron Hakohen.
 
And what is the High Priest all about?
The high priest is a person who has the vessels, and gives us vessels to receive the Torah.

To have vessels to receive and give them over to someone else... both together. 
 
Do you know how much purity AND LIFE this brings down to the world? 

I bless you and me that when you give over, there is always someone ready to receive it, and may it be received with such LIFE GIVING purity .

Good Shabbos!"



Shabbat Shalom
Rabbi Andy Eichenholz

Portion Korach - the 30 Day Wonder

Portion Korach - the 30 Day Wonder
 
 
This portion holds a direct warning -and promise - to the current Israeli politic about what can happen when politicians fight over positioning
 
Some people get burned (like those who tried to offer incencmse outside tge Temple rules.)
 
And here this week - Arabs set fires all around especially in Jerusalem forests. Direct prophetic result?
 
Etc.
 
But also and mostly unnoticed
 
Were all the traffic jams around Jerusalem!
 
We should have known something was up, 'with all those backhoes Stopping Traffic!
 
Why I Almost missed the Pidyon Haben in Ramot!
 
And theres the rub, as Shakespeare would have said.
 
The portion tells us,
 
A baby - a firstborn - opening up such new vistas for a family-
So that a deal of 5 shekels must be made
With the holy Teacher Priests, just 
 
As written in this weeks Portion,
And I witnessed this tradition in Ramot
 
And I bless the family
And all of us,
And especially Baby Yishai
To keep making our traditions beautiful.
 
And the archaeology egg story this week!
 
israel news announced 
That a site in Yavneh ,
Found an ancient industrial area from the late Byzantine era.
 
And there they found 
 a 1000 year old whole chicken egg -preserved!
 
Probably not
 
 An omen for rejuvenation rebirth and renewal when the new Israeli government is sworn in on Sunday
 
But maybe a challenge to preserve Israel for the next thousand years?
 
 
Shabbat Shalom
Rabbi Andy Eichenholz
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
תשובהתשובה לכולםהעברה

Portion Shelach - Send out the 12 Big Shots and - Uh Oh!

Portion Shelach - Send out the 12 Big Shots and - Uh Oh!
 
 
What's the reason Moses had to send 12 spies to see where the Israelites were headed?
 
And why the whole "12 Tribes" history, anyway - it only caused trouble for 1000 years - from Joseph until the First Temple was destroyed !
 
Too big questions to answer , one might think? Not At All! Just Look At Today!
 
The whole 12 Tribe Saga is obviously for Teaching the World Today:
 
That the Israel Story is what the World Needs Today-
 
Like Israel accepted 163 Indian "Bnei Menashe ("Jewish Wannabees" ) yesterday 
(Read the Israeli news story),
AND
Is expecting another couple of thousand Ethiopians soon
And
That the country has "ingathered the exiles" since 1948 (actually for 2000 years)-
Just  as written in the prophecies.
 
WHY? Because From the beginning of time we Israelites struggle to UNITE
 
While the rest of the world is lost in greedy battles and
Hatred -
 like yesterdays news of Arab girls cursing
And trying to drown 2 eleven year old  Jewsh girls -
 at the municipal pool in Lod!
They were saved when someone called the police.
 
Like Arab liars saying "King David was a Moslem"!
Like saying "There was no Holy Temple in Jerusalem!
And their hating followers want to believe them!
 
So Moses sent 12 different "leaders" as speis - OIY!
They could have agreed to say a few nice thing!
 
ButAnd those spies came vack
With
Lies - 
 
was it fear or jealousy or what hatred
And where did it get them?
 
40 years' punishment -wandering in the desert.
 
Reb Shlomo Carlebach said - the Almighty showed the 12 "leaders"
 
(did they have twitter followings?) 
 
the Land of the Semites - the forebears of Abraham -
 
and they had nothing good to say -
 
But I had coffee this morning just looking out on the beautiful Judean desert - and had to call a couple of friends to say
 
"I can almost see your house from here"!
 
Joy - is coffee in the morning,
with a roll from my daughter,
sharing a beautiful thought to a friend,
 
and reading about 2 Commandments in the Portion -
 
Chalah-Making for all our Wonderful Women
 
and Tzitzis shirts to remind us regular guys that we are ALL
 
connected to the Almighty!
 
So may the world remember!!!!
 
Shabbat Shalom and Health 
 
Rabbi Andy Eichenholz
 

Portion Beha'alotcha - - Of Watermelon Garlic and Onion

Portion Beha'alotcha - - Of Watermelon Garlic and Onion
 
It starts eloquently,
 with directing Aron the High Priest
In lighting the Lamp of the Tabernacle in the desert ...
 and in all subsequent Great Temples
 
So let me ask ...
How is it that we often start out in life so eloquently,
 in search of
A little meaning to life and a little light,
 
And then our lìves become a search for mere
Portions of vegetables and meat?
Just
As in this week's Portion 
Where the goal of the freed people going to Canaan
 
degenerates
To a Lowest Common Denominator,
Just
Demands for food the Israelites and the converts remembered they had in Egypt!
 
But Thankfully
 in the middle of the portion
 the Almighty teaches us how to
Journey in the Desert
 
With the verses we use in prayer
As
Opening the Ark we sing
 
Vayehi Binsoa HaAron - "And when the Ark (with the 10 Commandments) journeyed...
(as we journey through life)
 
And Rabbi Shlomo   Carlebach  ...  who with song and story ...
Showed and Taught how to be
Opening our hearts to  sing -  as King David Wrote 3000 years ago
 
Real Peace for our brothers and friends - (not for the violent attackers who really have a lot to learn)!
 
Shabbat Shalom  and Health and Success  and Joy

Rabbi Andy Eichenholz

Writing at dawn from the beautiful Judean Mountains outside of Jerusalem

Portion Naso : Priestly Blessings and Presidential Gifts

 
Portion Naso : Priestly Blessings and Presidential Gifts


Are we in the middle or the end of a war - where Iran helped build an underground terror city
Fired about 4000 rockets at civilians killing a couple of Israeli Arabs in a car,
causing a few deaths when older adults ran for shelters and either fell or suffered heart attacks,
with 2 or 3 Israeli soldiers killed?

And some of WE JEWS are STILL looking for a little Torah Inspiration! (We should all be).

So the Portion reminds us how Levites had to Labor - but
were assisted by gifts from the Presidents of the 12 Tribes,

And the priests are Taught how to Bless EVERYONE -
by Invoking the Holy One's Name on the People of Israel -
and Praying for Peace - Shalom.

My neighbor was just here - a dentist in the army - before ging out for the next 2 days-

NOT to fix teeth -

But to sit in a truck (like a fire truck) JUST IN CASE he needs to spray water at
attacking Arabs trying to destroy the town where Abraham had the dream
OF THE LADDERS - with angels gong up,and some angels coming DOWN.
That's where he was allday yesterday.

The newspaper today said Israeli Clebrities are trying to get the truth out,

Even as Western Celebs are foul mouthing the Jews;

As civilians are bombed by terrorists who "fight for control Jerusalem" - which is
The safest place for a Moslem in the world!

The portion says "V Samu et shemi al Bnei Yisrael" Put my NAME on Israel -
but haters take Israel Off The Map!

The Almighty empowers the Kohanim- priests to "settle The Name of G-d" upon the children of Israel
- and The Pope? - he met with an Iranian official today!

His  holiness has not asked the Moslems to stop attacking - but maybe he thinks ....he is inspiring them?

The end of the portion has the Presidents of each tribe bring gifts to the temple,
 and for helping the Levites travel with all the temple stuff till they get to Israel

And 3 european foreign ministers were here today in support of the Jews right to defend themsekves

Where are the prioties of the world - sending those millions for being spent on attack bombs?


I like our Portion more than the Hamas rabble rousers like to pay for weaons and explosives

I like to think that carrying the Temple through the desert
Blessing the masses not the war mongers
and those that take Nazirite vows to protest against licentiousness
Are the priorities - and maybe some day we will get the message to the world

Shabbat Shalom
Rabbi Andy Eichenholz
 
 
 

Portion Bamidbar : the Army the Airforce and the Guys Below the Hill Here



Portion Bamidbar : the Army the Airforce and the Guys Below the Hill Here

In this week's portion Moses and the tribal leaders review the Israelite soldiers,
before marching off to conquer Canaan.

What does the Gerer Rebbe Sefat Emet (quoting Medrash Tanchuma) explain? That
WE ARE WITNESSES TO THE ALMIGHTY'S CREATION AND MANAGING THE WORLD-
each and every one of us - each and every day (especially on Shabbat)

You know, I could have called my "talk" here "the Defense Minister and the Gerer Rebbe"  
But since I started this draft - there are Arabs massing and organizing below this hill -
and it don't sound pretty. Yesterday a neighbor was hit by a rock from "a neighbor".

Defense Minister Gans is attacking Gaza - hopefully what's left of an administration here
will do away with the Terror Infrastructure and pay off Abbas and Fatah to return Gaza to
the control of less bloodthirsty Arabs. Who Knows? BUT BUT BUT -

Are you with us America?

Are we doing this just for ourselves? The Sfat Emet says WE AR DOING IT TO TEACH THE WORLD TO END TERRORISM.

Which Do you think would give the Iranians more pleasure?

To atomic-bomb Israel and have the fallout blow over to Iran

Or to blow up DC or LA or NY?
Israel to them is a "usurper"
but the US IS to them THE DEVIL. RIGHT?

So -What was the reasoning behind Moses surveying and counting the troops in the desert?

To make us feel
Strong?
Divided into little militias?
Equal and Competitive?
To put  G-dly purpose and structure to this unwieldy assembly of freed slaves? OR

Did the Almjghty want to imbue them with some self respect and PURPOSE?

Witness Israeli troops fightjng to protect the Jewish G,-dliness of Israel and Israeli people

This and all other wars areTestimony to thhe Almighty's People Land and Torah

I dont have all the answers to anything

So many things are so hidden

This is a world where we all have come so far,
And yet simple things sometimes trip us up
Despite the best intentions we may have

I study in Yiddish a few minutes a day- mostly the wild stories of Rebbe Nachman.

This morning we read about the blind hobo admitting at a wedding that he was not really blind!

He says " I just dont want to look at the world like it is".

On Shabbat its like that. I just dont NEED to DO STUFF or make phone calls (except in emergencies like WAR).

Keeing Shabbat Even a Few Hours At A Time is-
like the Sefat Emet wrote -
doing TESTIMONY for G-d's purpose and plan - and is a spiritual joy for THE WORLD!

Shabbat Shalom
Rabbi Andy Eichenholz

Portion Behar Bechukotai - Ending Vayikra Ending Shiva

Portion Behar Bechukotai - Ending Vayikra Ending Shiva
 
 
In Israel - is it also an end to the Premiership of Benjamin Netanyahu? Looks like it.
But looks are deceiving.
 
Facts cannot be denied. Peoples' souls left the world last week from Meron Mountain.
And hopefully complacency in light of the pain!
 
So sad - last week's tragedy at Merom - and just now families are getting up from Shiva Mourning!
So what did it all do in G-d's scheme for us all?
 
Yes, what is the promise of the last 2 portions in the Book of Vayikra - which we read this Shabbat- to end
 
the third book of the 5 (Pentateuch) Books?
 
We are promised the Land of Israel
 
No one said it would be easy
 
The portion describes it
 
Yet it deals with the Laws of Punishment for Murder
 
So What about politicians - who bicker over -
Just About Eberything?
 
SHOULD they not BE PREACHING 
LOVE AND BROTHERHOOD AS A WAY OUT OF
 THE POLITICAL MESS they have caused?
 
What happened in Meron? 
What is happening in Amrica?
 Who must take care of the recklessness and responsibility of ALL the politicians?
 
What does the lack of government do?
 
Allow personal hatreds caused by NEEDS TO CONTROL A POLITICS FOCUSED ON HATRED AND PERSONAL AGENDAS?
 
WHO HAS THE VISION OF RAV KOOK?
OF RABBI CARLEBACH
OF EVEN HERZL - WHO NOT ALL AGREE ON BASICs?
 
Like THE GERER REBBE WHO CAME TO ISRAEL IN THE 30's to try to bring peace to warring religious factions?
 
The Almighty gave him a
 Place in Jerusalem! to Save his people!
 
May we all be so blessed!
 
Shabbat Shalom
Rabbi Andy Eichenholz